July 2012
Holy shit I left the tv on in the hotel room and came back in and heard someone yelling something almost got fucking hit
June 2012
i used to think trees were actually alive and aware of their lives and I used to feel so bad for them
i never have any socks
If I told you all the things I did you’d think I was so cool
Or think I was trying to make sure you think I was so cool
Which is more accurate
Dad, valet parking is killing my punk rock points…
Confession: when I laugh when black people make jokes I feel less racist
hd television makes everything weird for someone who watches camrips…
What is tit for tat??
Does tits for tats also apply??
I need tattoos…
“If you need to rub one off do it before I get back”
– My dad
I haven’t changed or brushed my teeth since wednesday and I am at the borgotta.
I asked the girl for cookie dough ice cream but dipped in chocolate
And she told me they can’t usually do that but she would try
My dad said it was okay and I said I don’t need the dip but she tried anyways
I think she was trying to flirt with me
I said thank you
Do all pretty girls work at ice cream shops…
WatchWhoa, this is actually kind of c-
Anklets are fucking hot
End of story
3 tags
i want a real beard
jesus fucking christ
I’ve been half erect or more since I left on this road trip
I’m 17 and I never learned how to dougie.
i am a sad ass motherfucker
let’s all become cops but not arrest anyone
am i sick or is it just you
I wish I had heelys :(
I wish I could have a t shirt that said “nice swag bro” :(
she just said “I’m a very cultural person”
“I love garlic
I could just eat garlic
I put garlic on everything”
– White girl at Chinese restaurant eating food without any garlic on it
I’m pretty sure I just saw boxxy
omg subways are like the monorail at disney but in real life
they should put nicotine in vegetables
Why do people still buy blackberries…
I’m gonna work in area 51 and post about what really goes on on my tumblr
Prepare to know the truth
Yes I’d like to work in area 51 and I’m curious where I can get more information
let’s play i spy
the speed limit is 65 and we’re going 67
someone stop us
i’m on a road trip what the fuck do i blog about…
more like gay edge lol
keepin’ the virgin in virginia
brodykru
i just passed a billboard that said:
“we’ve got a lot of practice hitting the green”
the only reasonable thing I can think of is that this golf club has something else going on
