me: please be nudes
i wish i was comfortable enough with my race to be the white guy who voices cleveland brown
i live in florida and don’t have air conditioning and it’s the summer
unrelatable text post
when people reblog pictures of other people and leave the “me” tag so when you go to their blog and type /tagged/me pictures of other people come up
make out with me and i’ll rate your kisses
i talk to lonely hoes the only hoes that i have ever known
Anonymous asked: I hope you find a nice girl, mister Cody. You deserve a nice bitch to have a link to on your blog :-)
i just shaved and i feel like my dick just got a free upgrade from a small apartment to a slightly larger apartment
Anonymous asked: You don't have a girlfriend?! Whaat. And shit son I don't have dough to just blow on cute boys
you’re all one trick ponies
caitiegirl: Jack Johnson, Better Together ...
my dreams feat. a bunch of assholes
if you really think girl chests and boy chests are the same thing show me your tits and i’ll show you mine
Anonymous asked: I think you're a really nice person. Have a nice evening.
put ur name in my ask and i’ll put mine in urs
oh my god i don’t think i ever got the chicken pox
true love is adding your url to my tracked tags
mentalchillness: Choking Victim- Five Finger...
#A. Rose #Not Funny #Shes Beautiful #Dont Juge #Stop It
l-x-i-x: Who needs love? Not me! Who needs...
blessedclevercompromiser replied to your post: if someone ever makes the mistake of letting me… actresses always look over the script before they decide if they want to do it or not this is the most disappointing thing i have ever read
if someone ever makes the mistake of letting me direct a movie i’m gonna make my actresses do some nasty shit
when in doubt grow a mustache
why does everyone call me Cory when they are drunk
i should just add read mores to all of my posts so people view my blog [[MORE]]
the olympics: when adults watch other adults from around the world play games
i kind of really want to yell at someone in person i just want to lose it on them just to see how they’d react
i could care less. i couldn’t care less.
genericmexican replied to your post: if you don’t believe in aliens you are so dumb can i blog without cursing with you? i’d be a monkeys uncle if you couldn’t!
if you don’t believe in aliens you are so dumb
wanna go out
you fuck your mother with that dick?
Anonymous asked: U should post ur tumblr crushes
how the fuck does soap work
look who’s doing the herbal
“funny actors” aka actors that can read their scripts well
i’m wearing a plain white t today to test myself